well....i suppose the whole children sitting on his lap thing is a bit pedo'ish and creepy. and the whole have you been naughty? thing is too. and perhaps also the whole sweatshop i mean workshop full of vertically challenged yes-men is abit politically incorrect. come to think of it...santa might just be a mobidly obease old pedophile with a factory full of childlabor, but you gotta hand it to him, he has got one hell of spindoctor and PRmanager! Merry Christmas Xen of Onslaught <3 !!