I hope this isnt true XD

Discussion in 'Creative Writing, Graphics, Movies, etc.' started by Xero, Jul 27, 2009.

  1. Xero

    Xero Guest

  2. Reinier

    Reinier Veteran

    rofl theres actually alot of ppl that drive like that here in florida
     
  3. hahaha
     
  4. I've seen this a million times, and it still makes me facepalm :p I don't even have my full license, and I can back into my driveway (and get to the bottom of a 50 ft divided driveway)... and backing into a parking spot is easy compared to that :p
     
  5. t0aster

    t0aster Guest

    Do you really expect much out of a female driver? Nope didn't think so.
     
  6. oh no! you didn't!



    Not sure why someone was busy filming a parking lot..they must have been very bored.
    It was amusing..it would have been more amusing if the guy had drove off with her car.
     
  7. t0aster

    t0aster Guest

    This post rules..
     
  8. t0aster

    t0aster Guest

  9. Softcore

    Softcore Guest

  10. Seen it billion times. I see something like this everyday. Ranging from Fail parking to fail driving. Florida is the place to go if you wanna see weird shit on the streets
     
  11. Xero

    Xero Guest

    my question is how the heck do these ppl even get their license in the 1st place =.=
     
  12. From what i know you can get like a 70 or high 70 and still pass. And it takes like fucking up half the driving test to do that.
     
  13. The only thing I still have trouble doing is parallel parking =P
     
  14. In my 40 years of driving..Ive seen bad women drivers and bad men drivers.

    The worst of the worse was the men..because they thought they could drive.

    My skilled driving saved mens lives before numerous times...and my life...IE on a 4 lane road a sedan full of male teens pass my 40 foot flatbed truck fully loaded with lumber and proceed to pull in front of me so he can use all four lanes to make a u-turn.

    Not only did he need all 4 lanes to make a u turn..but he stopped to do so....in front of tons of steel and wood doing 60mph.

    I end up sideways stopped not 10 feet from his car...I could hear them screaming in terror when my tires stopped squalling.

    Then they got really scared....when i jumped out the truck with the iron bar I used for tie downs. They burned rubber..I was going to crack some heads.

    Ive had to reach up from the backseat to take the wheel from an idiot male buddy driver..and save us from certain death....He was the worst driver ever. I took the wheel from him numerous times...from all seats in his car....

    I steered thru a toll booth at 80 mph..he was about to plow the back of a semi..i had to steer one handed from the backseat across 3 lanes to an empty toll lane. another time I could not control the car he had gotten it so out of control...the car started spinning..i took the wheel from him mid spin...I could go on and on about idiot male drivers..I sold my motorcycle because of idiot males in florida..way to dangerous here.

    been driving since i was 12..I've never hit anything..ever..Ive had 3 tickets in 40 years.
     
    Last edited: Jul 29, 2009
  15. the worst are the one's with the "God is my copilot" sticker... cause they seem to think he's really helping them turn the wheel in a literal manner
     
  16. when i heard jebus was my co-pilot, i was so over joyed, I ran 20 red lights in his arms.
     
  17. Yep, sorry guys, but there's a reason why males pay higher insurance premiums :p Gogo statistics!

    The 911 call about being locked in the car was pretty bad though... gotta love America, where average = dumb.. then there's below average :/
     
  18. i heard a few years ago that engineers got a "safe profession" discount for being profession with the least accidents or citations, but im not sure what company offers it
     
  19. t0aster

    t0aster Guest

    bah men drive fast.. women drive reckless but we get screwed more.. I base this on what i've encountered in 26 years :)
     
  20. Total bullshit imo...

    Guys are not worse drivers than woman.. You know how many times I have seen this type of driving from women before? Some bitch almost ran me off the road, because she was applying makeup, eating breakfast and driving all at like 70 mph down the highway...

    Not saying men aren't shit drivers either, there are just some really really REALLY bad drivers, and most of them parking wise, are women from what I have seen..

    Still don't understand why women get a discount on their insurance.. Complete and total bullshit if you ask me.