mmm yumm squeeze bacon :)

Get it while it's hot!! (yes, pun intended)

Squeeze Bacon

 

My birthday is coming up...

 

That shit looks disgusting.

 

they should have a turkey bacon version.

 

That would go great on top of some bacon bits!!!!!!!!!!!! with some squeeze cheese !!!!!!!!

 

Even if that shit did actually taste like bacon I would not be able to bring myself to eat it.

 

I'd do it just to be able to say "Yeah...I've eaten Squeez Bacon"

 

lol I resisted clicking the link for awhile, but I finally had to see it for myself lol... disturbing is all I can think to say...

 

should I be scared that it's under the "candy" heading? .... >.> yikes

 

Bacon should be crispy, not squeezable!!!

 

My cat can makes something that looks similar.

 

Lol the bacon on sushi looks tasty!

 

I hate crispy bacon is like biting into charcoal give it to me while its still some whats soft yumm

 

Just warm up some spam.

 

yea i want to eat it just to say i ate it

but yea...whats next squeeze lettuce and tomatos? go go squeeze BLT!

 

Excuse me as I go puke up my bowl of cereal and energy drinks >.<

 

just put them in the same bottle like the PB&J mixtures out there!

 

mmmmm combo mush

 

This one is my favorite....bacon over bacon to add that just right amount of baconey taste to your bacon 0.o