'its like there on some prison collony planet in the future when they basicly have to fight for there lives' Its totaly legal to carry a concealed weapon as long as its totaly slick, like a huge ass machine gun under a trench coat like in the matrix.
Aww ...we dont get to see the video of the prisoner writhing in pain?? what a rip. Still very funny..
uh, i think its made up?? =O /never heard of Onion News Network, and i dont think they can really say "badass" on real TV, or "the practice remains hella-fucking-balls to the wall awesome! <--i love that one
I love America's Finest News Source, thanks for posting the link, loved it. Less Constitutional and more Awesome, sounds like my kind of government.
The Onion is a satirical news paper/site. They poke fun at everything. I think they are based in Austin... But you can trick people who dont know about it because the site is so professionally done.
The Onion is my primary source of media coverage "Coming up, an earthquake completely wiped out Etchasketchistan today"
