So you're at the doctor's and they are gender whatever you pick very attractive. Your going to be in there for a little bit and the door is closed. Well you had Indian curry chicken last night and you have to break wind ie pass gas. You are seated and it's one of those types that if you move its coming out. How do you handle it? Try to excuse yourself to the bathroom, try not to let it sneak out? Yah, it's gross/impolite but it's a bodily function so what do you do?
I have never really had this problem, I have perfect control over my flatulence. I would just hold it in till I left
Well, I guess it depends if you're married, and whether this attractive doctor would even consider dating their patients. In my case, I'm happily married, so I'd let go and say "excuse me". It's a doctor, so she would know what causes flatulence. Aren't most causes of flatulence signs of a healthy diet? (onions, beans come to mind)
What isnt against MA policy, they legislate everything to hell in this freaking state MY VOTE - rip it
Manners and dignity dictate you suck it up. Manners and dignity are both in short supply these days so contribute to them.
Odd question but personally I just let it go and chuckle childishly about it, just to give the doctor a hard time
I'd set up a countdown timer on my laptop, and make sure the doc can see it. When the timer reaches zero, I'd let it rip.
