"Wal-Mart starts selling coffins" I dunno.but this just seems wrong

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8333198.stm


This just seems wrong, but then again ,maybe they can bury me under a prime parking spot.
Rockstar parking for eternity...

Wonder if they have handicap space available. I mean like Im dead yanno..cant get more handicap than that.

Maybe I can get a coffin with Door protectors to stop the buggy damage....

Wonder how Long I have to return it, if Im not happy with it.

 

Everybody needs one eventually. opcorn:

 

I'm not sure why, but when I see this topic and that popcorn emote... it just makes me cringe....

I lol'd.

Hmmm.... I'll get a juicy fruit... a red bull... a kit-kat... a $6000 dollar coffin... some skittles... and a pillow.

 

Pssh, Walmart selling coffins is nothing. Did you know that Costco sells coffins?

LIMITED TIME OFFER: 3-pack of bronze plated coffins only $7500!!!!

 

I dont see why they wouldnt ;p

 

Yes, now walmart does sell everything!

 

We don't sell cigarettes.

Coffins....But not cigarettes...We don't want to kill you or anything...But *IF YOU DO*, shop at wal mart.

 

You know I think someday in the future, Every store is going to be Walmart. Like in Demolition Man where every restaurant in the future is Taco Bell.

 

I think the deal will be: "This weekend only, Free shipping! (Must dig own hole)"

 

"ooooooh and walmart rolls back the price yet again on premium coffins!". I pity the morbid bastard that buys one as an impulse buy.

 

I want a price match if the price goes down later on... or else I plan to have it returned

 

FINALLY! The perfect Lay-away item.

 

... ok now THAT was bad.

 

All I want to know is if the coffins are like all the pieces of Walmart furniture. Build-it-yourself plywood and steel pipe affairs held together with thumbscrews and glue.

 

Particle board and dow rods FTW

 

It'll come in its own box too.

 

lucky kids today..and all I got to play in when I was a kid, was refrigerator boxes...

 

at least you can then have the kid(s) put it together, and if one gets a nasty splinter that gets infected or something.. you already have a secondary box for them!

 

a box in a box? isn't that like buy one get one (of lesser value) free?